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Oh No She Didn't!

Is your tracksuit cool? Are you sure?

If you are wearing a track suit at this very moment and…You are J.Lo.  (Add 10 points.)

You are in the mob.  (Add 10 points.)

You are fitness-walking in the mall and you are over the age of 65.  (Add 3 points.)

The tracksuit is velour.  (Subtract 2 points.)

The tracksuit is pink velour with a word on the booty and you are older than seventeen.  (Subtract 375 points).

Want to know your score?  Read Clinton Kelly's book, "Oh No She Didn't!" Yes, the fine excerpt above is courtesy of the Clinton Kelly of TLC's "What Not To Wear." Kelly's fans will be pleased to learn that his books are even snarkier and wittier than his show. His blunt observations, wildly imaginative descriptions, and irreverent sense of humor create an irresistibly hilarious fashion commentary.

In the same vein, "Glamour's Big Book of Do's and Don'ts" exposes the worst sins in current American style through candid photographs of real-life fashion disasters. It's another highly entertaining yet informative read...perfect for a night on the couch when you want to unwind with something fun and sort of mindless.

Be prepared to redefine your opinion of "tacky!" And here's hoping that you are classier than I am and don't spot one of your outfits on these pages!


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Amazon Says: It’s a Style Guide and a Guilty Pleasure! More Than 750 on-the-Street and Celebrity Dos & Don’ts 94 Illustrations Showing You How to Dress for Your Body Type 12 Amazing Makeovers to Learn from Foolproof Advice on What to Wear—and What not to Great Style is Within Your Reach! Have you ever Worn pantyhose with open-toed shoes? Unintentionally flashed your boss with a too-low-cut dress? Realized, when exiting the pool, that your brand new swimsuit is totally see-through when wet? Otherwise committed a fashion slipup (or twenty)? Then you need this book! Finally! A what-to-wear guide for every situation, every budget, every body. Learn from 750 on-the-street photos, expert makeovers and advice from top fashion designers. There’s not a woman alive who hasn’t left the house wearing something regrettable, but Glamour is here to help. For 67 years, the magazine’s beloved Dos & Don’ts column has made for hilarious rubbernecking, teaching readers invaluable lessons in style along the way. Now you can find all that fashion wisdom in one place. Read on—you’ll never have a Don’t day again! less...
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