Oh No She Didn't!
Is your tracksuit cool? Are you sure?
If you are wearing a track suit at this very moment and…You are J.Lo. (Add 10 points.)
You are in the mob. (Add 10 points.)
You are fitness-walking in the mall and you are over the age of 65. (Add 3 points.)
The tracksuit is velour. (Subtract 2 points.)
The tracksuit is pink velour with a word on the booty and you are older than seventeen. (Subtract 375 points).
Want to know your score? Read Clinton Kelly's book, "Oh No She Didn't!" Yes, the fine excerpt above is courtesy of the Clinton Kelly of TLC's "What Not To Wear." Kelly's fans will be pleased to learn that his books are even snarkier and wittier than his show. His blunt observations, wildly imaginative descriptions, and irreverent sense of humor create an irresistibly hilarious fashion commentary.
In the same vein, "Glamour's Big Book of Do's and Don'ts" exposes the worst sins in current American style through candid photographs of real-life fashion disasters. It's another highly entertaining yet informative read...perfect for a night on the couch when you want to unwind with something fun and sort of mindless.
Be prepared to redefine your opinion of "tacky!" And here's hoping that you are classier than I am and don't spot one of your outfits on these pages!
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