HOW TO NOT KILL PLANTS: Container Gardening Edition
I may be in my mid-30s, but in my heart, I’m that glowing retired lady in the prescription drug commercials who leisurely spends her day roaming her acreage of flower and vegetable gardens trailed by her pack of rescue pups (and a strangely long list of possible side effects).
So when I decided to embrace my inner gardener, I started asking around and was encouraged to hear “Containers are the best place to start. It’s so easy.” After years of stalking porches across the South, I decided to take the plunge, and like any good millennial, I headed straight to Homegoods to buy a giant, blue glazed pot.
From there, it went something like this…fill pot, buy plant, over water plant, kill plant, buy plant, under water plant, kill plant, buy different type of plant, kill plant, buy new plant - and so on and so forth.
To state the obvious…I needed an intervention. Cue library.
Luckily for me (and the ferns in the front of Lowes), the Richland County Master Gardeners were hosting a container gardening program at Cooper. I headed straight to my neighborhood library to get the 411 on not killing my container garden.
Here’s a tiny snippet of what I learned:
- Container gardening is not easy.
- Containers can be anything with GOOD drainage. Don’t be limited by what’s available at the store.
- Bigger pots protect plants with deeper roots.
- Be careful with treated lumber container gardens if you have toddlers or are growing food. Ain’t nobody got time for arsenic.
- The most common death that houseplants die is overwatering! (Note to self: Look into moisture release soil)
- Place a coffee filter over the hole in the bottom of the pot to hold the soil in.
- I should know what pot feet are.
- Herbs are great options for containers because they are similar in their water and sun requirements. Keep an eye on Mint—it’s vicious.
- One third container to two thirds plant height is visually pleasing. If featuring the container, reverse your proportion.
- Odd numbers of plants create symmetrical balance.
- Thriller, filler, spiller.
- Slow release fertilizer won’t incinerate your plants.
- Dead foliage from bulbs are actually plant food. Don’t clip off the leaves because they’re ugly.
Wish me luck. Feeling overly confident and headed to the nursery this weekend to grab a new victim/plant.
P.S. One of my most favorite moments of the day was an amazing conversation between some of the more seasoned gardeners in attendance where I learned that squirrels REALLY don’t like cayenne pepper. I’ll definitely be bringing the heat on those little scavengers soon!
P.P. S. Want a deep dive into more gardening advice? Here are some library books I plan to read but haven't yet. ↓↓↓
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