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Crap Kingdom

By D. C Pierson

THE CHOSEN ONE MUST BE RETRIEVED FROM EARTH



HE WILL BRING DOWN THE WALL AND RESTORE THE KINGDOM TO GLORY



HIS NAME IS TOM PARKING



With this mysterious yet oddly ordinary-looking prophecy, Tom's fate is sealed: he's been plucked from his life and whisked away to a magical kingdom to be its Chosen One.



There's just one problem: The kingdom is mostly made of garbage from Earth. Okay, well, two problems: the king hates Tom. Also, the princess likes to wear fake mustaches. And being Chosen One seems to consist mainly of cleaning out rats' noses at the Royal Rat-Snottery.



So, basically, the kingdom sucks.



When Tom turns down the job of Chosen One, he thinks he's making a smart decision. But when Tom discovers he's been replaced by his best friend Kyle, who's always been cooler, more athletic, and better with girls, Tom wants Crap Kingdom back—at any cost. And the hilarity that ensues will determine the fate of the universe.

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Book

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Publish Date

2013

ISBN

9780670014323


Format: Book
Author: Pierson, D. C
Summary: Tenth-grader Tom Parking's dream of being swept away to a fantasy land where he becomes a hero nearly comes true when he finds himself the Chosen One of a nameless world, the most annoying, least "cool" place in the universe.
Title: Crap kingdom / DC Pierson.
Publisher Date: New York : Viking, 2013.
Subject: Heroes -- Teen fiction.
Isbn: 9780670014323 (hbk.) 067001432X (hbk.)
Current Holds: 0
System Items Available: 1
System Items Total: 2
Call Number: TF Pierson
Oclc: 794306368
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Bib Id: 440846

Format: Book
Author: Pierson, D. C.
Summary: Tenth-grader Tom Parking's dream of being swept away to a fantasy land where he becomes a hero nearly comes true when he finds himself the Chosen One of a nameless world, the most annoying, least "cool" place in the universe.
Title: Crap kingdom / DC Pierson.
Publisher, Date: New York : Viking, 2013.
Description: 360 p. ; 22 cm.
Subjects: Heroes -- Teen fiction.
LCCN: 2012015578
ISBN: 9780670014323 (hbk.)
ISBN: 067001432X (hbk.)
Requests: 0
Available Copies: 1
Total Copies: 2
Call Number: TF Pierson