It is HOT outside. My glasses fog up when I poke a toe out there. My steering wheel isn't safe to touch without potholders. I don't want to read books about people sweating at the beach - I want to read books about people dying of hypothermia in Antarctica! Mountaineers! Norwegian mysteries! Russian folk magic! Turkish delight!
Try one of these cold weather stories to cool off your brain, even if you can't really cool off your seat belt buckle.