The Tao of Martha
My Year of LIVING, or Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter off of the Dog
New York : New American Library, [2013]
Format: Book
Description: viii, 335 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
Recounts the author's search for domestic bliss as she embraces the word of Martha Stewart and attempts to follow her in all things, from closet organization to stain removal, with laughably disastrous results.
Contents:
Resolved -- Get it together already -- Let us never speak of this again -- The tao of steak knives -- Thank you, Easter Bunny, bawk bawk! -- The new girl(s) -- My cat from hell -- Much ado about dirt -- I never promised you a rose garden -- Zucchini rich -- I never promised you an organic garden, either -- Baby, you're a firework -- Put a bird on it -- The Ambien diaries -- Banana grabber -- My kingdom for a crock-pot -- Every day is Halloween -- Trick or treat! -- Living, zombie style -- Gobble, gobble -- Not semihomemade -- I'm aware now, damn it -- And then we came to the end.
Subjects:
Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
Stewart, Martha -- Influence.
Authors, American -- 21st century -- Biography.
United States -- Social life and customs -- 21st century -- Humor.
Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
Stewart, Martha -- Influence.
Authors, American -- 21st century -- Biography.
United States -- Social life and customs -- 21st century -- Humor.
ISBN:
9780451417633
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Call Number | Location | Shelf Location | Status |
BIOGRAPHY Lancaster, Jen | Main (Downtown) | Third Level, Biography | In |